BREAKING: FIFA 16 and all future FIFA Football video games cancelled
Football game kicked – In the wake of the scandal, FIFA and EA sports terminate all plans for future video games. Last week, Nine FIFA...
BREAKING: All future FIFA World Cups cancelled
Football festival kicked – In the wake of the scandal, FIFA terminates all plans for future World Cups. Last week, Nine FIFA officials...
Ted Cruz, The Texas floods are caused by Native American rain dances
Ted Cruz stirs Indian ire – Texas senator thinks that the Texas floods are caused by Native American rain dances. Preceded by more than a...
The Vologda 'Gay Bashing Festival' is now underway in Russia
Open season on homosexuals - the annual "Gay Bashing Festival" has begun in the province of Vologda in Northern Russia Vologda, RUSSIA -...
Sons of The Beatles to form band, will be called 'The Shoots'
Here comes the Son – sons of the four Beatles to form own band called “The Shoots” It’s been prophesized ever since they were born – that...
Wiz Khalifa quits cannabis
Super stoner secedes from Weed City - Wiz Khalifa quits the Cannabis It sounds like an April fools joke - but it's not. International...
Exclusive: Ted Cruz calls Obama an N-word in secret audio recording
A not so friendly exchange - Ted Cruz makes racist remarks about President Obama This morning, Hugh Myrone Gaines, a reporter from The...
Pokemon is homophobic, the attract move only works on the opposite gender.
Feminist Cassidy Boon has found homophobia in Pokemon games and wants Nintendo to change its ways I get so tired of this shit. Big...
15-year old Swedish girl auctions off virginity in order to afford One Direction concert tickets for
Down and dirty for a Directioner dream – 15-year old Swedish girl auctions off her virginity to be able to afford going to every One...
15-year old Swedish girl auctions off virginity in order to fund local mosque
Down and dirty for a good cause – 15-year old Swedish girl auctions off her virginity to help fund a local mosque for her Muslim friends...
