Yale study confirms pitbulls are the best breed of dog

Today is a bright day for Pitbulls and their owners - a study from Yale univeristy confirmed this morning that Pitbulls are the best breed of dog.

A team of scientists at Yale university have concluded a three year long study that pitted a myriad of dog breeds against each other in order to determine which one was the best - the results saw the renowned Pitbull breed come out on top. We spoke to James Ruff, the head of the operation, (who is very satisfied with the result as he owns a Pitbull himself) to get an idea of what the project entailed: - This is a very important study. We had to take a plethora of factors and variables into account when we compared the dog breeds, among them were, agility, speed, domesticity, pelt-sheen and stick-fethching ability. According to my team of scientists who've been handpicked from the university's Pitbull Owner club, The result was unequivocal, Pitbulls excelled and superseded all other breeds by miles. At the bottom of the pile is the Rottweiler. Pitbulls are the best dog breeds, it's science people!

The veracity of the study has been questioned by a group of scientists at Harvard, all of whom are members of the university's Rottweiler Owner society. We spoke to Wilfred Kaynaine, the head of the organisation. - We dispute the results of Ruff's experiments, they are clearly faulty. Anyone who's blessed with ASmuch as an ounce of scientific rigour would see that the Rottweilers perform much better than any other dog in all those tests, especially when compared to the Pitbull. We will run our own experiments to reach this conclusion.

Pitbull owners rejoice! Your dog breed is the best, at least for now.

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