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Nancy Pelosi wants to cancel Christmas: "It's a racist tradition that doesn't belong in 2014"


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Bye Bye Santa! - Nancy Pelosi Minority Leader of the United States House of Representatives condemned the country's Christmas tradition today, calling it "excluding and racist".

At a pressconference this morning, Mrs Nancy Pelosi of the Democratic party announced her utter distaste for the Christian tradition of celebrating Christmas. She explained that she believes the holiday is outdated, offensive and overbearing, and that she will do everything in her political power to cancel it. This is what she had to say: - I am apalled at the cultural importance Christmas seems to sustain from year to year. Do not people realize that the tradition is rooted in Christinanity, a religion that is responsible for a lot of ill in this world. Besides, the prominence of Christmas is an insult to other religions, such as Islam, the religon of peace. I want to see Christmas cancelled this year and the year thereafter, such racist propaganda shouldn't be permitted to be thrust upon people of other faiths, not on my watch.

Christians across the nation are outraged at Pelosis incendiary comments, and are planning to hold Christmas demonstrations in major cities today and tomorrow. To discuss this story, tweet under #NancyCancelsChristmas

© 2014 by The Stately Harold. This is Satire!

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