If you call the new Royal Baby a girl you are what is wrong with the world.

I'm gonna keep this short and sweet because I'm shaking

I hate the monarchy. I hate all the kings and queens in this world who’ve done absolutely nothing to deserve a life of luxury, while people like me, who’re creative and artistically talented, are slaving away as baristas. The monarchy is a vestige of a time when women were burned for being witches and it should be abolished, like, immediately. My distaste for royals does however, not stop me from being, like, being up to speed with all that’s happening in their pathetic little princess world, and I have, like all of you, been greeted with the news of a new royal baby.

The days leading up to this birth I’ve been seeing some disgusting posts on social media sites that have been discussing the gender of the baby. As a feminist, I’ve done my best to combat these evil, heteronormative, cisnormative and transphobic pictures by informing everyone that gender is but a social construct that the Patriarchy places upon individuals based on their arbitrary sexual organs, but all these cissexist in the comments section have shown incredible ignorance stating things such as “It’s either a boy or a girl, get over it.” My blood is literally boiling over these cisscums’ inability to understand basic gender studies 101. Anyways, now all the media outlets in the world are reporting that “a princess is born” – and they’re doing it without an ounce of shame. EXCUSE ME THE DAILY MAIL, THE SUN, THE HERALD or whatever you’re called. HAVE YOU ASKED THE BABY WHAT SHE IDENTIFIES AS? For all we know she could identify as agendered queerfeminist or an intergendered pansexual otherkin, we don’t know yet, and we are in NO POSITION TO ASSIGN HER A FUCKING GENDER! ANYONE who dares call the baby “a girl” is not only very dumb and insensitive, but also a raging misogynist.

I want you to help me spread the word about this really important issue and I think you should do it by tweeting under this hashtag that I’m like officially starting right now #ItsNotAGirl. We can end this ignorance together. Follow Cassidy on her new Twitter ---> @CassidyBoon95