Iggy Azalea is engaged to a black guy, here is why that is not okay

I am so angry I am shaking – she’s been doing this for too long – she’s been stealing their identity – taking their culture from them - and now she’s stealing their men. I can hardly breathe I’m so angry. THIS IS NOT OKAY IGGY!

So as you all know by now, Iggy Azalea, the Australian rapper who took the world by storm last year, is engaged to Nick Young, the LA Lakers basketball star. On his 30th birthday, Nick Young popped the question and put a big fat 500K engagement ring on Iggy’s finger and consolidated a racist, improper bond.

Yes that’s right, Iggy being engaged to a black guy is SUPER WRONG, but before I tell you why, I am going to talk about my personal relationship to Iggy Azalea.

I found out about her last year. It was summer 2014 and I heard her song “Fancy” on the radio played all the time. I loved it. I felt so empowered, so tolerant, so cultural. There I was, rocking out, poppin’, lockin’, and twerkin’ to an underground female rapper of color and doing it light years before any other Women’s Studies students . It could hardly get more un-narrow-minded than that. Now no one could accuse me of being racist again, like, ever.

Unfortunately for me, I had missed one very important detail about Iggy—she wasn’t black. Like, not black at all. Like, not even a little bit black. In fact, she were whiter than a Romney family gathering, and as if that wasn’t bad enough, she turned out to be furthest thing from black one can be, namely Australian (which is basically synonymous with being racist).

That’s when I realized she’s A cultural appropriator, a thief of black culture and a backwoods Australian hick. She has stolen so much from black people, the way she talks, the size of her ass, and of course, the rapping part – and now, she’s made the ultimate bitch move and has decided to take a black man from the black sisters. Does she realize how wrong that is? I mean does she not see that being engaged to him is an affront to all the strong, independent black women who’re really entitled to him? By being together with Nick Young, Iggy is keeping the LaQuandas, The Shaquishas and the SheNaynays of the world from having a rich hot boyfriend and that is obviously severe racism.

Iggy, I am now talking directly to you. You're a racist bitch. Instead of just being yourself AKA a white hoe from Australia, you have decided, like an imperial slavemaster to steal all these elements from black culture and try to make their your own. Well guess what, you're a racist bitch and I am taking you on right now. I am standing up to your racism and the way you're trying to profit from black culture. You need to break off your engagement to Nick Young or else you're worse than the KKK - Oh and make your booty smaller too you fake! Tweet under #IggyIsRacist to discuss this piece with me!