Leonardo DiCaprio wouldn't give me his autograph - so now I'm suing him for Sexual Harrassme

I can't believe this man isn't locked up for how he treats women. As a feminist, I think it's disgusting to see how he just walks around like a slob in a thick beard and sneakers putting his fat paws on gangly, skinny models whose bodies are all a punch in the face to women with more realistic proportions. I can't believe he's still a part of Hollywood after all he's done, but I guess all the other dirty old men in the industry are covering for him. He needs to be stopped - especially after what he did to me.

In case you haven't guessed it yet, I am talking about Leonardo DiCaprio, or as I like to call him, "The Predator of Hollywood. I can't believe that so many people love him, but then again, many people loved Hitler too. Leo is a douche on so many levels and now I am going to tell you my personal experience with him and why I'm doing what I'm doing. So last week I was in New York on vacation. I stayed in this shitty place in Williamsburg because my boss where I work as a barrista is greedy and The Stately Harold doesn't pay me nearly enough either (yeah I said it). Anyway so I was walking around seeing the sights and just being generally touristy and stuff, when I suddenly saw this weird man scurrying down the street wearing sunglasses, a weird hat and sporting an ugly long beard. At first I was like "ewwww" 'cause I thought it was a homeless man coming to rob me, but when he got closer I starting recognising the man. It didn't take long before I realized that the man who was walking towards me was none other than Leonardo DiCaprio. There was no mistaking that silly walk. At the time I was young and stupid and didn't know what an asshole he was, so I went up to him and humbly asked for an autograph. I couldn't believe what he did, he simply waved his hand at me and kept walking. I couldn't believe it - he barely looked at me and had the audacity to turn me, Cassidy Boon, a strong, feminist justice advocate who always looks out for everyone, down and not give me what I wanted. That wasn't even the worst part, like 20 yards later, that asshole was approached by this model looking skank and he totally smiled and signed her autograph. Umm, ASSHOLE!

So now I'm suing him for sexual harrassment. That's right, I'm suing that asshole for not signing my autograph and disrespecting me as a woman and a feminist by not giving me his autograph when I wanted it. He is obviously a sexist pig since he gave it to that model-looking girl and not me, that's fucking disgusting behavior and society being the way it is, someone has to step in and stop the madness. That person, is me. I am suing Leonardo DiCaprio for Sexual Harrassment. I am hoping not only for financial reimbursement, but that he gets to spend time behind bars like the dog he is! I have a really good lawyer and I will make sure that Leonardo DiCaprio is severly punished for the way he hates, disrespects and spits on women. On the 14th of August the first stage of the suing begins and as I understand it, he is sweating already. Is this worth ruining his career for? Yes. Will I try to ruin his career? Also yes. You can follow the trial under the hashtag #IAmSuingLeo